Honestly and truly my absolute favorite part about this whole trilogy is this guy:
"Go fuck yourself!"
Wiener, wiener wiener, wiener wiener, wiener wiener
One wiener next to another wiener
Wiener party, wiener party, wiener party
Two wieners alongside yet another wiener
Flopping, flopping, dangle softly
Soft wiener, nice and soft, not erect, wiener
Floppy wiener, floppy wiener
[ South Park | Game of Thrones parody ]
There are people with a weak sense of humour.
There are people who miss golden opportunities.
And then there is George Takei.
My stomach growls when I’m hungry and sometimes churns when I’m feeling sick
It just made the little blip that you hear when you get a message on Facebook does anyone know what that means
Are you serious right now? I’m a fully certified neurosurgeon. I can break into people’s heads and rewire their brains and tamper with their memory, no problem. But this? This juice box? This sugary drink marketed for eight year olds? No. Sticking a straw into this juice container is apparently just too much for me to handle without fucking it up. I’m done. I quit. Goodbye.
-Oh the weather outside is weather
But the fire is so fire
Sense we’ve got no place to place
Let it snow, let it snow, let it snow-
My mom told me to “find a man who respects you like a sea captain respects the sea.” A man who looks at you with awe and reverence but knows you are a force of nature. I like that.